A tomato, a piece of gum, and a Whizzinator Touch are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The Whizzinator Touch says "No, by far I've got the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"