There was a lady that always wanted to have sex, but she was too embarrassed to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her the problem.
The Gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out an old box with a Whizzinator Touch inside. She Said, "All you have to do is open the jar and say, 'Whizzinator touch my vagina' and it will start having sex with you."
So later she tries out the Whizzinator Touch and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts, " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
She Replies, "it's a Whizzinator Touch!"
Unfortunately her husband replied, "Whizzinator Touch my ass!"