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Happy Labor Day!
Comments »The Whizzinator Touch team would like to wish all the hard working American workers a Happy Labor day Weekend! We will be closed on Monday, Sept 7th for this Holiday. Any order placed after 4:30pm on Friday, Sept 4th will ship out on Tuesday, Sept 8th.
Read More »With, Or without Synthetic Urine?
Comments »It's no longer would you like French Fries with that, it's would you like it with, or without Synthetic Urine. The Whizzinator Touch has been a trusted product for years, but only a few people know how well The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine works with the Whizzinator. If you already have a Whizzinator, you might have seen a small vial filled with a powdery substance. To some this can become liquid gold simply by adding water. The powdery substance is actually Synthetic Urine that can be used with The Whizzinator Touch. Many people have trusted the Golden Shower for years, so the next time you find your self asking if you should use it with or without synthetic urine, go ahead and give it a try!
Read More »The Original Whizzinator Touch 2015 Review
Comments »We know that everyone is looking for The 2015 Whizzinator reviews and the best way to get a Whizzinator for sale. We are committed to providing the highest quality Synthetic Urine along with your Whizzinator Touch for all of your prank and gag gift needs. If you have been wondering, does the Whizzinator work? You are not alone. The Whizzinator Touch has been trusted for years and continues to provide high quality results for everyone that purchases the Whizzinator Touch.
Read More »Whizzinator Sale
Comments »Not sure where to buy your Whizzinator Touch? Check out our low low prices that no one else can beat! Unless you're buying a knockoff or a fake Whizzinator, you won't be able to beat our prices! We also have the best shipping rates around so you know you'll be getting your Whizzinator Touch at the lowest price possible. Feel free to give us a call if you have any questions. Our customer support team is here Monday Thru Friday from 9 am to 5 pm to answer any questions.
Read More »Black Friday Sale
Comments » Alternative Lifestyle Systems is happy to announce it's Black Friday Free Shipping Sale! Starting at 12:00 am Nov. 28th Pacific Time, any orders over $50 are eligible for free FedEx SmartPost® and orders over $100 are eligible for free USPS® Priority Mail®. This sale ends at 11:59 PT on Friday, Nov. 28th 2014.For Purchases over $50 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY50
For Purchases over $100 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY100
Must use codes for discounts to be applied. upgrades to shipping will receive discount comparable to free shipping cost.
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