Pull out the Whizzinator on your boyfriend
Ladies, we got a great gag for your boyfriend who never seems to want to go anywhere except T.G.I.Fridays...on a Tuesday! Grab a hold of one of them Whizzinators and tell your cheap, lazy man you gotta have a little talk and there's something that you've been meaning to tell him. Real seriously sit him down and tell him " Honey, things are going real well with us, but there's something I gotta tell you....my name....used to be Mike!" Whip out the ol' Whizzinator Touch and scare the sh*t out of him! For an added bonus, make sure the synthetic urine is real warm and start peeing and say "And I like Golden Showers!". Yeah, he'll freak out. But he will definitely get the point. Explain it's all one funny gag, and you just wish that he's treat you more like the lady you are! I see a Red Lobster reservation in someones future real soon!