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With, Or without Synthetic Urine?

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It's no longer would you like French Fries with that, it's would you like it with, or without Synthetic Urine.  The Whizzinator Touch has been a trusted product for years, but only a few people know how well The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine works with the Whizzinator.  If you already have a Whizzinator, you might have seen a small vial filled with a powdery substance.  To some this can become liquid gold simply by adding water.  The powdery substance is actually Synthetic Urine that can be used with The Whizzinator Touch.  Many people have trusted the Golden Shower for years, so the next time you find your self asking if you should use it with or without synthetic urine, go ahead and give it a try!

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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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The Original Whizzinator Touch 2015 Review

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We know that everyone is looking for The 2015 Whizzinator reviews and the best way to get a Whizzinator for sale.  We are committed to providing the highest quality Synthetic Urine along with your Whizzinator Touch for all of your prank and gag gift needs.  If you have been wondering, does the Whizzinator work? You are not alone.  The Whizzinator Touch has been trusted for years and continues to provide high quality results for everyone that purchases the Whizzinator Touch.

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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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Female Whizzinator For Sale

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The Whizzinator has been used by men for years now, but some have asked, what about a product for women?  If you haven't heard, The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years by women!  The Medical grade synthetic urine that comes pre-filled with The Whizz Kit can be used by either males or females.  

The Whizz Kit is a "gravity operated" device. It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag. The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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Make her laugh

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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at you junk.  If you want to play a joke on her, you can strap a Whizzinator Touch on and really make her laugh!  It comes in five different colors so you can get it as close to you skin color as possible.  Don't think she'll fall for it?  With it's realistic flow and heating pads to get it up to the right temperature, she won't be able to tell the difference.  

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Valentines Day is almost here

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Did you already find that perfect gift to give to your loved one this year?  If not, it's not too late.  The Whizzinator Touch is the cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator is designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  If that doesn't work you can use The Whizz Kit which is the original refillable belt and the fist unisex refillable urine kit on the market.  Both products have been trusted for years and are backed by our quality guarantee.

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2015 Whizzinator Touch instructions

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