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Only need to go once?

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The world famous Lil Whizz Kit is a non-refillable one time use, disposable 3 oz belt. It comes with everything you need right out of the box. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  It does contain Uric Acid and does not contain any biocides or preservatives.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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Where Did You Get Your Donut?

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If you haven't picked up a doughnut today, you might be missing out!  The Salvation army came up with the glorious idea of having a National Doughnut Day, and today is the day!  There are a Variety of locations offering specials like free donuts.  Here at The Whizzinator Touch we decided Blueberry with Lemon icing to remind everyone that we make pee.  OK so we don't make real pee but The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is the closest thing to real pee as you can get.  You can Use it with The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

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With, Or without Synthetic Urine?

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It's no longer would you like French Fries with that, it's would you like it with, or without Synthetic Urine.  The Whizzinator Touch has been a trusted product for years, but only a few people know how well The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine works with the Whizzinator.  If you already have a Whizzinator, you might have seen a small vial filled with a powdery substance.  To some this can become liquid gold simply by adding water.  The powdery substance is actually Synthetic Urine that can be used with The Whizzinator Touch.  Many people have trusted the Golden Shower for years, so the next time you find your self asking if you should use it with or without synthetic urine, go ahead and give it a try!

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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Pay Less Get More

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Here at The Whizzinator Touch we like to help out our customers by giving specials and giveaways.  This time, we want to keep on helping you!  We are lowering our prices on The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine!  For a limited time, we are practically giving away Urine.  When you buy 3 or more, you now get them at $12.00 each.  That's a 20% saving for buying 3 instead of just 1.  This deal might not last, so stock up and save!

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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