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Where are the Flying cars?

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If you don't remember the movie, Back to The Future, you won't remember that October 21, 2015 was a big day!  We should have hoverboards, self-drying jackets and of course, flying cars!  It looks like movie magic was a little too advanced for real life scenarios.  although technology has come a long way, we are a long way from seeing Flying cars. 

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Bikinis Board Shorts and The Whizzinator Touch!

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It's that time of year again!! Summer has officially began so it's time to break out the bikinis, board shorts and... The Whizzinator Touch!?  Well it might not be on the top of everyone's summer toy list, but imagine the possibilities!  no one is going to expect a Whizzinator during the annual water gun fight will they?  Or how about a neat way to serve yourself a nice refreshing drink?  With the realistic fake penis everyone will really think you're pouring iced tea out of your wee-wee!  Just be sure to clean out your Whizzinator after every use.   The Golden shower that comes with The Whizzinator Touch is not meant for human consumption.  Please follow all Local, State and Federal laws while using our products.

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Welcome to spring

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Is it already Spring time!?  For some parts of the country you would think it's still the middle of winter and others are experiencing heat waves.  One thing is for sure if you want to see flowers in the spring, you have to water them.  

For a fun way to use our Synthetic Urine products fill them with water and have a little fun watering your plants.  With The Whizzinator you can act just like you are peeing in the bushes or on a tree, without harming it of course.  You can fool your neighbors into thinking your peeing on your shrubs with the Whizz Kit.  Some scientist say adding urine to your compost pile helps, so empty out your pee there first.

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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Make her laugh

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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at you junk.  If you want to play a joke on her, you can strap a Whizzinator Touch on and really make her laugh!  It comes in five different colors so you can get it as close to you skin color as possible.  Don't think she'll fall for it?  With it's realistic flow and heating pads to get it up to the right temperature, she won't be able to tell the difference.  

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Super Bowl Party Favors

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This Year's NFL Super Bowl is going to be the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots on February 1, 2015.  If you are anything like us, you are looking forward to the drinks, food and party favors!  From the ice cold beer and hot links, to nachos and grape soda, it's the stuff Super Bowl parties are made of.  

 This year's Halftime Show will feature pop sensation Katy Perry.  If you're not that interested in the show this year, how about put on your own show!?  Take The Whizzinator Touch out of your closet and give your friends a show they will never forget!   depending on how drunk your friends are, they'll either find it hilarious or they'll start throwing chips at you, either way, it will be a memorable Super Bowl.

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Office Pranks

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Have you been at prank war with one of your coworkers and haven't thought of that perfect prank to get payback with?  Well The Whizzinator Touch has many uses and this would be a perfect fit!  With the life-like colors and the synthetic urine to top it off, your coworker won't see it coming till it's too late.  Now we will have to leave the creativity up to you on how to deliver the punch, we just want you to have the right "tool."


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Urine the know

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Here is a little fun fact for all of you Synthetic urine lovers.  Early machine guns, like the ones used in WW1, needed to be cooled by water in order to keep firing.  Water to top off the tanks wasn't always available, so the men used real urine instead of water.  Nowadays we have products like the Whizz Kit and The Golden flask that could be used instead of peeing on a machine gun.

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