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Need to water your garden?

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Well if you are in a drought as bad as California has it, why not try peeing in your garden?  Are you concerned about what is in your pee?  How about Synthetic Urine?  The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine that Comes with The Whizzinator Touch is chemically similar to human urine, minus any toxins or diseases.  But why would you pee in your garden instead of water it?  Well it has been scientifically proven that a chemical in urine actually helps plants to grow!  We don't suggest watering your plants everyday with urine, but it's an option!

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Welcome to spring

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Is it already Spring time!?  For some parts of the country you would think it's still the middle of winter and others are experiencing heat waves.  One thing is for sure if you want to see flowers in the spring, you have to water them.  

For a fun way to use our Synthetic Urine products fill them with water and have a little fun watering your plants.  With The Whizzinator you can act just like you are peeing in the bushes or on a tree, without harming it of course.  You can fool your neighbors into thinking your peeing on your shrubs with the Whizz Kit.  Some scientist say adding urine to your compost pile helps, so empty out your pee there first.

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More Flowers in the Spring

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According to scientists, adding urine to your compost can improve a plant's growth and yield.  All this tells us is that Synthetic Urine can be used for this too!  

If you have an extra Golden Flask Synthetic urine hanging around and you don't know what to do with it, throw it in your compost pile or sprinkle it around your garden.  If you're going to use The Whizzinator Touch just be sure your not out in the view of the public.

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