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Valentines Day Fun

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This Valentines day why not have a little wet fun with your partner?  The Golden Shower Synthetic urine is perfect for this!  It is clean and sterile so you wont contract any infectious diseases and chemically similar to human urine.  So this Valentines, have a little extra wet fun!

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Synthetic Urine Therapy?

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Not Sure if you have heard of something called Urine therapy, but it's something that has been practiced for years.  It basically consists of drinking your own urine on a daily basis.  With The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine that is used with The Whizzinator Touch, why would you drink you own urine!?  The Golden Shower is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  

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The Kit To Always Have In Your Trunk

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Don't get caught without The Whizz Kit!  This Synthetic Urine Device is prefect for when you have to go and you weren't expecting to.  It comes pre-filled ready to go straight out of the box.  It only needs to be worn for about an hour before it's ready and at a life-like realistic temperature.  The Synthetic Urine is medical grade and is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  Comes with a syringe so refilling and using over and over is a breeze.

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Where Did You Get Your Donut?

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If you haven't picked up a doughnut today, you might be missing out!  The Salvation army came up with the glorious idea of having a National Doughnut Day, and today is the day!  There are a Variety of locations offering specials like free donuts.  Here at The Whizzinator Touch we decided Blueberry with Lemon icing to remind everyone that we make pee.  OK so we don't make real pee but The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is the closest thing to real pee as you can get.  You can Use it with The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Pay Less Get More

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Here at The Whizzinator Touch we like to help out our customers by giving specials and giveaways.  This time, we want to keep on helping you!  We are lowering our prices on The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine!  For a limited time, we are practically giving away Urine.  When you buy 3 or more, you now get them at $12.00 each.  That's a 20% saving for buying 3 instead of just 1.  This deal might not last, so stock up and save!

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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