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Bring on the March Madness!

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St Patrick's day is just around the corner and that usually means green beer, kilts and lot's of drinking.  For all the sports fans out there that means the beginning of spring training for baseball and tournament time for college basketball.   Weather your out celebrating the holiday or sitting back watching the games, grab you favorite drink and fill your Whizzinator with it so when your friends are a little tipsy, you can pull a little prank. (Wink Wink)  

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Whizzinator Touch team would like to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. 

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Happy Veterans Day!

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We would like to thank all the Veterans for their service!  Happy Veterans Day! 

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Happy Labor Day!

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The Whizzinator Touch team would like to wish all the hard working American workers a Happy Labor day Weekend!  We will be closed on Monday, Sept 7th for this Holiday.  Any order placed after 4:30pm on Friday, Sept 4th will ship out on Tuesday, Sept 8th. 

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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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Valentines Day is almost here

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Did you already find that perfect gift to give to your loved one this year?  If not, it's not too late.  The Whizzinator Touch is the cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator is designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  If that doesn't work you can use The Whizz Kit which is the original refillable belt and the fist unisex refillable urine kit on the market.  Both products have been trusted for years and are backed by our quality guarantee.

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Happy Holidays from The Whizzinator Touch

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