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Female Whizzinator For Sale

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The Whizzinator has been used by men for years now, but some have asked, what about a product for women?  If you haven't heard, The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years by women!  The Medical grade synthetic urine that comes pre-filled with The Whizz Kit can be used by either males or females.  

The Whizz Kit is a "gravity operated" device. It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag. The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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Welcome to spring

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Is it already Spring time!?  For some parts of the country you would think it's still the middle of winter and others are experiencing heat waves.  One thing is for sure if you want to see flowers in the spring, you have to water them.  

For a fun way to use our Synthetic Urine products fill them with water and have a little fun watering your plants.  With The Whizzinator you can act just like you are peeing in the bushes or on a tree, without harming it of course.  You can fool your neighbors into thinking your peeing on your shrubs with the Whizz Kit.  Some scientist say adding urine to your compost pile helps, so empty out your pee there first.

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Throwback Thursday

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If we go back to the 1st century to when Emperors ruled the lands, if you wanted to buy urine, you would have to pay a sales tax.  Although the uses for urine have changed over the years the taxes and the revenue generated from Synthetic Urine have not.

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Urine the know

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Here is a little fun fact for all of you Synthetic urine lovers.  Early machine guns, like the ones used in WW1, needed to be cooled by water in order to keep firing.  Water to top off the tanks wasn't always available, so the men used real urine instead of water.  Nowadays we have products like the Whizz Kit and The Golden flask that could be used instead of peeing on a machine gun.

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2015 Whizzinator Touch instructions

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How to: Lil Whizz Kit

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World Famous Whizz Kit Instructional Video

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More Flowers in the Spring

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According to scientists, adding urine to your compost can improve a plant's growth and yield.  All this tells us is that Synthetic Urine can be used for this too!  

If you have an extra Golden Flask Synthetic urine hanging around and you don't know what to do with it, throw it in your compost pile or sprinkle it around your garden.  If you're going to use The Whizzinator Touch just be sure your not out in the view of the public.

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Sterilize lopped-off body parts

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Quick! Pee on his chopped-off finger! No we are not saying go out and chop someone's finger off, but did you know that urine was used to sterilize before modern methods were born?  From a doctor peeing on a man's nose that had been cut-off in a fight, to a king ordering his surgeons to wash all battle wounds in urine; Urine was used to sterilize versus using the water that was available.

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Can Urine be used to make electricity

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It may seem a little far fetched, but this may just be true.  According to four teenage girls out of nigeria it is possible to generate 6 hours of electricity with a 1 liter sample of urine.  No need to test this out for yourself as wastewater treatment plants have been doing this for years.  They extract the Hydrogen and other particles in order to help produce electricity.  Don't start saving your pee or buying up lots of synthetic urine just yet, as it takes more energy to extract the hydrogen than it produces.

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