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Follow the rules!

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We know how much fun you like to have with your Whizzinator Touch and Whizz kit, but please follow all Local, State and Federal Laws while using ALS Products.  As much fun as it may be to jump on top of a table at your local burger joint and pee all over the table with your Lil' Whizz, we are sure there are laws against that.  Even if it is synthetic urine with all the same properties as real urine, they won't be able to tell the difference and may not believe that it's only fake pee.  

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Only need to go once?

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The world famous Lil Whizz Kit is a non-refillable one time use, disposable 3 oz belt. It comes with everything you need right out of the box. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  It does contain Uric Acid and does not contain any biocides or preservatives.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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Whizzinator Alternatives

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When The Whizzinator Touch wont work, what do you do?  Well you use The Whizz Kit, or The Lil Whizz Kit!  The Whizz Kit is reusable and refillable just like the Whizzinator.  The Lil Whizz Kit is a one time use Synthetic Urine belt kit which you throw away after use.  Both come with a temperature strip attached directly to the bag so you know when you're ready to go!

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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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How to: Lil Whizz Kit

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