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When you need to go choose The Golden Flask

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Whether you need to refill your Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit, or you just need the conveniently flask-shaped bottle to get you by... The Golden Flask is always a great choice!

The world famous Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can't tell the difference (when used as directed). Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.

The Golden Flask comes with:

-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.

-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.

-One set of instructions

-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading.

DO NOT open the flask until ready for use. The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

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Follow the rules!

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We know how much fun you like to have with your Whizzinator Touch and Whizz kit, but please follow all Local, State and Federal Laws while using ALS Products.  As much fun as it may be to jump on top of a table at your local burger joint and pee all over the table with your Lil' Whizz, we are sure there are laws against that.  Even if it is synthetic urine with all the same properties as real urine, they won't be able to tell the difference and may not believe that it's only fake pee.  

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Bikinis Board Shorts and The Whizzinator Touch!

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It's that time of year again!! Summer has officially began so it's time to break out the bikinis, board shorts and... The Whizzinator Touch!?  Well it might not be on the top of everyone's summer toy list, but imagine the possibilities!  no one is going to expect a Whizzinator during the annual water gun fight will they?  Or how about a neat way to serve yourself a nice refreshing drink?  With the realistic fake penis everyone will really think you're pouring iced tea out of your wee-wee!  Just be sure to clean out your Whizzinator after every use.   The Golden shower that comes with The Whizzinator Touch is not meant for human consumption.  Please follow all Local, State and Federal laws while using our products.

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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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Pay Less Get More

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Here at The Whizzinator Touch we like to help out our customers by giving specials and giveaways.  This time, we want to keep on helping you!  We are lowering our prices on The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine!  For a limited time, we are practically giving away Urine.  When you buy 3 or more, you now get them at $12.00 each.  That's a 20% saving for buying 3 instead of just 1.  This deal might not last, so stock up and save!

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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