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Need to Go Number 1?

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Going Pee, Needing to tinkle, seeing a man about a horse, My back teeth are floating, do a wee, Go Number 1, and answer the call of nature are all great ways to say you need to Urinate.  As a matter of fact people have been using "polite" and "amusing" ways of excusing themselves to go to the restroom. 

Well if you don't need to go number 1, but you don't want to let your buddy go by himself, you can use The Lil Whizz Kit!  It's quick release valve will make it look exactly like you're peeing!  It comes with 1 heat pad to get the Medical Grade Synthetic Urine to a life-like and realistic temperature.

The Lil Whizz Kit

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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