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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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Make her laugh

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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at you junk.  If you want to play a joke on her, you can strap a Whizzinator Touch on and really make her laugh!  It comes in five different colors so you can get it as close to you skin color as possible.  Don't think she'll fall for it?  With it's realistic flow and heating pads to get it up to the right temperature, she won't be able to tell the difference.  

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Valentines Day is almost here

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Did you already find that perfect gift to give to your loved one this year?  If not, it's not too late.  The Whizzinator Touch is the cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator is designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  If that doesn't work you can use The Whizz Kit which is the original refillable belt and the fist unisex refillable urine kit on the market.  Both products have been trusted for years and are backed by our quality guarantee.

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Super Bowl Party Favors

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This Year's NFL Super Bowl is going to be the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots on February 1, 2015.  If you are anything like us, you are looking forward to the drinks, food and party favors!  From the ice cold beer and hot links, to nachos and grape soda, it's the stuff Super Bowl parties are made of.  

 This year's Halftime Show will feature pop sensation Katy Perry.  If you're not that interested in the show this year, how about put on your own show!?  Take The Whizzinator Touch out of your closet and give your friends a show they will never forget!   depending on how drunk your friends are, they'll either find it hilarious or they'll start throwing chips at you, either way, it will be a memorable Super Bowl.

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Office Pranks

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Have you been at prank war with one of your coworkers and haven't thought of that perfect prank to get payback with?  Well The Whizzinator Touch has many uses and this would be a perfect fit!  With the life-like colors and the synthetic urine to top it off, your coworker won't see it coming till it's too late.  Now we will have to leave the creativity up to you on how to deliver the punch, we just want you to have the right "tool."


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Mundane Monday

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Need a way to add a little fun to your Monday?  If you're not afraid of pissing off a couple of coworkers, The Whizzinator Touch and the Synthetic Urine that comes with it are perfect to lighten up that Mundane Monday.  Just strap The Whizzinator on and leave it hanging out of your pants as you walk around the office.  Don't think that they will believe it's real?  Go check out one of our reviews online.  If they start to question you, just give the whizzinator a little squeeze and watch their eyes widen.  The life-like flow of The Whizzinator Touch is bound to impress any onlooker.

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Halloween is among us

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Tonight is the night when the streets of America becomes flooded with monsters, princesses, ghouls, cartoon characters and superheroes.  What's going on in the streets of the USA you ask!?  Why it's halloween night, and they are all in search of the houses with the best candy!  Be sure to have plenty of treats or these Halloween creatures just might be liable to play a trick or two.  From the ALS Team, have a safe and fun Halloween!

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