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When you need to go choose The Golden Flask

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Whether you need to refill your Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit, or you just need the conveniently flask-shaped bottle to get you by... The Golden Flask is always a great choice!

The world famous Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can't tell the difference (when used as directed). Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.

The Golden Flask comes with:

-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.

-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.

-One set of instructions

-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading.

DO NOT open the flask until ready for use. The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

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Synthetic Urine Therapy?

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Not Sure if you have heard of something called Urine therapy, but it's something that has been practiced for years.  It basically consists of drinking your own urine on a daily basis.  With The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine that is used with The Whizzinator Touch, why would you drink you own urine!?  The Golden Shower is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  

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Bikinis Board Shorts and The Whizzinator Touch!

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It's that time of year again!! Summer has officially began so it's time to break out the bikinis, board shorts and... The Whizzinator Touch!?  Well it might not be on the top of everyone's summer toy list, but imagine the possibilities!  no one is going to expect a Whizzinator during the annual water gun fight will they?  Or how about a neat way to serve yourself a nice refreshing drink?  With the realistic fake penis everyone will really think you're pouring iced tea out of your wee-wee!  Just be sure to clean out your Whizzinator after every use.   The Golden shower that comes with The Whizzinator Touch is not meant for human consumption.  Please follow all Local, State and Federal laws while using our products.

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Where Did You Get Your Donut?

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If you haven't picked up a doughnut today, you might be missing out!  The Salvation army came up with the glorious idea of having a National Doughnut Day, and today is the day!  There are a Variety of locations offering specials like free donuts.  Here at The Whizzinator Touch we decided Blueberry with Lemon icing to remind everyone that we make pee.  OK so we don't make real pee but The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is the closest thing to real pee as you can get.  You can Use it with The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

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With, Or without Synthetic Urine?

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It's no longer would you like French Fries with that, it's would you like it with, or without Synthetic Urine.  The Whizzinator Touch has been a trusted product for years, but only a few people know how well The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine works with the Whizzinator.  If you already have a Whizzinator, you might have seen a small vial filled with a powdery substance.  To some this can become liquid gold simply by adding water.  The powdery substance is actually Synthetic Urine that can be used with The Whizzinator Touch.  Many people have trusted the Golden Shower for years, so the next time you find your self asking if you should use it with or without synthetic urine, go ahead and give it a try!

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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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The Original Whizzinator Touch 2015 Review

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We know that everyone is looking for The 2015 Whizzinator reviews and the best way to get a Whizzinator for sale.  We are committed to providing the highest quality Synthetic Urine along with your Whizzinator Touch for all of your prank and gag gift needs.  If you have been wondering, does the Whizzinator work? You are not alone.  The Whizzinator Touch has been trusted for years and continues to provide high quality results for everyone that purchases the Whizzinator Touch.

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Pay Less Get More

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Here at The Whizzinator Touch we like to help out our customers by giving specials and giveaways.  This time, we want to keep on helping you!  We are lowering our prices on The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine!  For a limited time, we are practically giving away Urine.  When you buy 3 or more, you now get them at $12.00 each.  That's a 20% saving for buying 3 instead of just 1.  This deal might not last, so stock up and save!

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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