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When you need to go choose The Golden Flask

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Whether you need to refill your Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit, or you just need the conveniently flask-shaped bottle to get you by... The Golden Flask is always a great choice!

The world famous Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can't tell the difference (when used as directed). Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.

The Golden Flask comes with:

-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.

-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.

-One set of instructions

-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading.

DO NOT open the flask until ready for use. The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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Throwback Thursday

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If we go back to the 1st century to when Emperors ruled the lands, if you wanted to buy urine, you would have to pay a sales tax.  Although the uses for urine have changed over the years the taxes and the revenue generated from Synthetic Urine have not.

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Urine the know

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Here is a little fun fact for all of you Synthetic urine lovers.  Early machine guns, like the ones used in WW1, needed to be cooled by water in order to keep firing.  Water to top off the tanks wasn't always available, so the men used real urine instead of water.  Nowadays we have products like the Whizz Kit and The Golden flask that could be used instead of peeing on a machine gun.

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More Flowers in the Spring

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According to scientists, adding urine to your compost can improve a plant's growth and yield.  All this tells us is that Synthetic Urine can be used for this too!  

If you have an extra Golden Flask Synthetic urine hanging around and you don't know what to do with it, throw it in your compost pile or sprinkle it around your garden.  If you're going to use The Whizzinator Touch just be sure your not out in the view of the public.

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Sterilize lopped-off body parts

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Quick! Pee on his chopped-off finger! No we are not saying go out and chop someone's finger off, but did you know that urine was used to sterilize before modern methods were born?  From a doctor peeing on a man's nose that had been cut-off in a fight, to a king ordering his surgeons to wash all battle wounds in urine; Urine was used to sterilize versus using the water that was available.

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