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When you need to go choose The Golden Flask

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Whether you need to refill your Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit, or you just need the conveniently flask-shaped bottle to get you by... The Golden Flask is always a great choice!

The world famous Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can't tell the difference (when used as directed). Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.

The Golden Flask comes with:

-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.

-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.

-One set of instructions

-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading.

DO NOT open the flask until ready for use. The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

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Follow the rules!

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We know how much fun you like to have with your Whizzinator Touch and Whizz kit, but please follow all Local, State and Federal Laws while using ALS Products.  As much fun as it may be to jump on top of a table at your local burger joint and pee all over the table with your Lil' Whizz, we are sure there are laws against that.  Even if it is synthetic urine with all the same properties as real urine, they won't be able to tell the difference and may not believe that it's only fake pee.  

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The Kit To Always Have In Your Trunk

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Don't get caught without The Whizz Kit!  This Synthetic Urine Device is prefect for when you have to go and you weren't expecting to.  It comes pre-filled ready to go straight out of the box.  It only needs to be worn for about an hour before it's ready and at a life-like realistic temperature.  The Synthetic Urine is medical grade and is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  Comes with a syringe so refilling and using over and over is a breeze.

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Whizzinator Alternatives

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When The Whizzinator Touch wont work, what do you do?  Well you use The Whizz Kit, or The Lil Whizz Kit!  The Whizz Kit is reusable and refillable just like the Whizzinator.  The Lil Whizz Kit is a one time use Synthetic Urine belt kit which you throw away after use.  Both come with a temperature strip attached directly to the bag so you know when you're ready to go!

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Where Did You Get Your Donut?

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If you haven't picked up a doughnut today, you might be missing out!  The Salvation army came up with the glorious idea of having a National Doughnut Day, and today is the day!  There are a Variety of locations offering specials like free donuts.  Here at The Whizzinator Touch we decided Blueberry with Lemon icing to remind everyone that we make pee.  OK so we don't make real pee but The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is the closest thing to real pee as you can get.  You can Use it with The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

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Female Whizzinator For Sale

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The Whizzinator has been used by men for years now, but some have asked, what about a product for women?  If you haven't heard, The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years by women!  The Medical grade synthetic urine that comes pre-filled with The Whizz Kit can be used by either males or females.  

The Whizz Kit is a "gravity operated" device. It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag. The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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The World Famous Whizzinator

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How exactly did The Whizzinator Touch come to be world famous?  Let's just say the right people were using it for the wrong reason.   Which reminds us that all ALS Products are not intended for any illegal purpose and to follow all local, state and federal laws while using ALS products.  ALS Products are intended as Urine Fetish kits and as a Novelty item.  ALS is the only manufacturer of The World Famous Whizzinator Touch.


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Welcome to spring

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Is it already Spring time!?  For some parts of the country you would think it's still the middle of winter and others are experiencing heat waves.  One thing is for sure if you want to see flowers in the spring, you have to water them.  

For a fun way to use our Synthetic Urine products fill them with water and have a little fun watering your plants.  With The Whizzinator you can act just like you are peeing in the bushes or on a tree, without harming it of course.  You can fool your neighbors into thinking your peeing on your shrubs with the Whizz Kit.  Some scientist say adding urine to your compost pile helps, so empty out your pee there first.

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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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