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Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

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Everyone here at The Whizzinator Touch would like to give a special thank you to all the men and women that have died while serving for our country's armed forces.  Some people tend to confuse Veteran's day where we honor all of our Vets with Memorial day.  Memorial day is reserved for those who have passed while serving.  We would also like to thank all of the families of these brave men and women.  

 

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Could Synthetic Urine save your life

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If you were fighting back in during the first world war, it possibly could have.  According to historians, soldiers that were deployed into battle were given masks for chemical attacks.  If those masks failed, they were told to soak their socks in urine and breath through the urine soaked socks.  We are sure that all of those soldiers would have appreciated The Synthetic urine that comes with The Whizzinator Touch.  Our urine contains the same chemicals that would have protected these soldiers during a chemical attack.

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ListUrine Mouthwash anyone

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Did you catch the mistake?  No it's not a real product but apparently Romans were using real human urine as a tooth-whitening mouthwash.  Although we have many alternatives for that today, The Synthetic Urine that comes with The Whizzinator Touch and our other synthetic urine kits could have been used to keep those pearly whites, white.  Our Synthetic Urine is chemically similar to human urine, is clean, sterile and you cannot contract any infectious diseases. 

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For when The Whizzinator is not needed

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Sometimes The Whizzinator Touch is just too realistic.  We understand you sometimes just need a little pee to get you by.  the Golden Flask Synthetic urine comes ready to use right out of the box; no mixing required!  The Golden Flask bottle comes contoured so it fits easily inside of your pocket and does not create a bulge.  It comes with an easy read temperature strip so you know when you're ready to go.  It' can be used as a refill for The Whizzinator Touch, but works great by itself. 

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Mens bathroom fun for women

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Want to pee just like one of the guys!?  With The Whizzinator's life like stream, realistic temperature and Synthetic urine that is chemically similar to human urine, no one will be able to tell the difference.  The Whizzinator Touch comes in 5 different colors to match your skin color, or if you want to get strange looks by choosing an off color.  It's silent release valve will put the final touch when it looks like you are really peeing when you are holding The Whizzinator Touch in your hand.


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Whizzinator Touch alternatives

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Have you been trying to buy the Whizzinator Touch but just can't quite afford it? Did you know that there are alternatives?  Depending on how realistic you need to be there are other products!  The makers of The Whizzinator Touch are proud to introduce the new "Lil Whizz."  It is a non-refillable one time use, disposable 3 oz belt.  Everything you need right out of the box.  The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  The synthetic urine stays good for one year.  It's available on our website for only $49.95!

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The Whizzinator Touch Refills

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The Whizzinator Touch comes ready to use right out of the box and includes 4 heating pads and 1 sample of dehydrated synthetic human urine.  What about when it's time to re-use The Whizzinator Touch?  That is when you will want to order The Golden Shower!  The Golden Shower dehydrated synthetic urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  The Golden Shower is the best way to re-use your Whizzinator Touch and is stable for one year in the dry form.


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Follow The Whizzinator on Instagram

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Want to get free stuff and more discounts from The Whizzinator Synthetic Urine Kit!?  Want free stickers, lighters and swag!? Go follow us on Instagram!

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Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine Instructional Video

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The Makers of the Whizzinator Touch would like to remind you of the proper use of the Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine Belt.


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About The Whizzinator Touch

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The Whizzinator Touch is an awesome discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of fun scenarios. This disease-free synthetic urine device includes medical grade urine, ultra-quiet flow system, and is very easy to use. Available in The Whizzinator Touch White, The Whizzinator Touch Tan, The Whizzinator Touch latino, The Whizzinator Touch Brown, and The Whizzinator Touch Black.  This Whizzinator Touch is a must have! It is the best looking, most life-like and realistic fake penis out on the market -- that is why ALS is the industry leader in creating The Whizzinator Touch!




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