A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams the door and returns to bed. ‘Who was that?’ asked his wife. ‘Just some drunk guy asking for a push,’ he answers. ‘Did you help him?’ she asks. ‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’ The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, ‘Hello, are you still there?’ ‘Yes,’ comes back the answer. ‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband. ‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark. ‘Where are you?’ asks the husband. ‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.Read More »
Did your friend pull a prank on you and you can't come up with anything to get back at him? Or did your friend just piss you off enough to pull a mean prank on him? Next time your friend wants to go out, strap on the Whizzinator Touch before you head out for the night. Now usually guys don't go to the restroom together, so this might take some planning on your part. Hopefully you can end up at a urinal right next to your best bud. Whip out the Whizzinator Touch and let the Golden Shower of synthetic urine flow out on to his feet. Depending on how bad you want to get back at him, you can let him think it was real for a while.Read More »
Ladies, need a way to discourage guys from those unwanted pick-up lines and advances? Just strap on the Whizzinator Touch and have fun messing with guys all night! With the Golden Shower Synthetic Urine you can go the extra step and pull off the ultimate joke and pee with the guys!
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