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Make her laugh

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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at you junk.  If you want to play a joke on her, you can strap a Whizzinator Touch on and really make her laugh!  It comes in five different colors so you can get it as close to you skin color as possible.  Don't think she'll fall for it?  With it's realistic flow and heating pads to get it up to the right temperature, she won't be able to tell the difference.  

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Valentines Day is almost here

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Did you already find that perfect gift to give to your loved one this year?  If not, it's not too late.  The Whizzinator Touch is the cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator is designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  If that doesn't work you can use The Whizz Kit which is the original refillable belt and the fist unisex refillable urine kit on the market.  Both products have been trusted for years and are backed by our quality guarantee.

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Office Pranks

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Have you been at prank war with one of your coworkers and haven't thought of that perfect prank to get payback with?  Well The Whizzinator Touch has many uses and this would be a perfect fit!  With the life-like colors and the synthetic urine to top it off, your coworker won't see it coming till it's too late.  Now we will have to leave the creativity up to you on how to deliver the punch, we just want you to have the right "tool."


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Throwback Thursday

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If we go back to the 1st century to when Emperors ruled the lands, if you wanted to buy urine, you would have to pay a sales tax.  Although the uses for urine have changed over the years the taxes and the revenue generated from Synthetic Urine have not.

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Urine the know

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Here is a little fun fact for all of you Synthetic urine lovers.  Early machine guns, like the ones used in WW1, needed to be cooled by water in order to keep firing.  Water to top off the tanks wasn't always available, so the men used real urine instead of water.  Nowadays we have products like the Whizz Kit and The Golden flask that could be used instead of peeing on a machine gun.

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2015 Whizzinator Touch instructions

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How to: Lil Whizz Kit

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Can Urine be used to make electricity

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It may seem a little far fetched, but this may just be true.  According to four teenage girls out of nigeria it is possible to generate 6 hours of electricity with a 1 liter sample of urine.  No need to test this out for yourself as wastewater treatment plants have been doing this for years.  They extract the Hydrogen and other particles in order to help produce electricity.  Don't start saving your pee or buying up lots of synthetic urine just yet, as it takes more energy to extract the hydrogen than it produces.

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Could Synthetic Urine save your life

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If you were fighting back in during the first world war, it possibly could have.  According to historians, soldiers that were deployed into battle were given masks for chemical attacks.  If those masks failed, they were told to soak their socks in urine and breath through the urine soaked socks.  We are sure that all of those soldiers would have appreciated The Synthetic urine that comes with The Whizzinator Touch.  Our urine contains the same chemicals that would have protected these soldiers during a chemical attack.

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ListUrine Mouthwash anyone

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Did you catch the mistake?  No it's not a real product but apparently Romans were using real human urine as a tooth-whitening mouthwash.  Although we have many alternatives for that today, The Synthetic Urine that comes with The Whizzinator Touch and our other synthetic urine kits could have been used to keep those pearly whites, white.  Our Synthetic Urine is chemically similar to human urine, is clean, sterile and you cannot contract any infectious diseases. 

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