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Spring in to the new season!

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Did you already get your spring cleaning done?  Well we decided to do some watering with our Whizzinator.  Synthetic Urine got all over the place, but hey all of our plants are wet!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Willy The Whizzinator Would like to wish everyone a fun and safe St. Patrick's Day.  


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Whizzinator Willy green and an old fart

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Lil Willy Green the Whizzinator Touch never thought too highly of Grandpa Original Whizzinator.  He was always calling him names such as old fart.


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Whizzinator Touch Instructions

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Can't seem to find the instructions that came with your Whizzinator Touch kit?  Here you go!

1. Using the syringe, measure 90 ml of bottled water into a cup.
2. Add the entire vial of Golden Shower synthetic urine to cup of water.
3. Stir the mixture together until completely dissolved.
4. Using the syringe, suck up the Golden Shower mixture and inject it into the Whizzinator Touch via the refill-port. Make sure the white clip is in the closed position. (Down)
5. Apply one heat pad to the bag full of urine on the side of the bag that is opposite to the temperature strip.  You will need to unfasten the Velcro to do this. (Shake heat pad to activate)
6. Wear the product so that the temperature strip is touching your skin
7. Wait until the temperature reads between 98°-102° before you decide to get down and dirty.  This will give the Golden Shower a more realistic feel.
8. When you want to let the Golden Shower flow, pull up on the white switch that is located at the base of the penis to activate the Whizzinator Touch. Squeeze below the tip and Let it flow.


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Willy Green with The Whizzinator

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We would like to introduce Willy Green the wise willie when it comes to Whizzin with the Whizzinator touch!  Don't judge his brains by the size of his head... There was never anything wrong with, "A little head."

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Beware of imitation whizzinators

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We realize that you have plenty of choices from where to buy your Whizzinator and we appreciate your business.  Just be sure that the Whizzinator you are buying is an original.  We take pride in the manufacturing and quality of our products.
 If it is not made by ALS, it is not an original whizzinator.  

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The Full Line of ALS

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For every need you may have, we have a solution.  For the most realistic prosthetic in the market check out The Whizzinator Touch.  Don't need the Prosthetic?  Try out The Reusable Whizz Kit that includes two heating pads and a syringe to refill it with.  Our one time use belt, The Lil Whizz Kit, is disposable for those one time needs.  The Golden Flask is easy to use on it's own, or use it as a refill for The Whizzinator or The Whizz Kit.


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Fend off those unwanted advances from guys

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Ladies, need a way to discourage guys from those unwanted pick-up lines and advances?  Just strap on the Whizzinator Touch and have fun messing with guys all night!  With the Golden Shower Synthetic Urine you can go the extra step and pull off the ultimate joke and pee with the guys!


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