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Where are the Flying cars?

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If you don't remember the movie, Back to The Future, you won't remember that October 21, 2015 was a big day!  We should have hoverboards, self-drying jackets and of course, flying cars!  It looks like movie magic was a little too advanced for real life scenarios.  although technology has come a long way, we are a long way from seeing Flying cars. 

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Female Whizzinator For Sale

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The Whizzinator has been used by men for years now, but some have asked, what about a product for women?  If you haven't heard, The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years by women!  The Medical grade synthetic urine that comes pre-filled with The Whizz Kit can be used by either males or females.  

The Whizz Kit is a "gravity operated" device. It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag. The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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Pay Less Get More

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Here at The Whizzinator Touch we like to help out our customers by giving specials and giveaways.  This time, we want to keep on helping you!  We are lowering our prices on The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine!  For a limited time, we are practically giving away Urine.  When you buy 3 or more, you now get them at $12.00 each.  That's a 20% saving for buying 3 instead of just 1.  This deal might not last, so stock up and save!

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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2015 Whizzinator Touch instructions

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Happy Holidays from The Whizzinator Touch

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who wants freebies

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Everyone one could use something free everyone once in a while.  Now we all know that nothing comes truly free in life, but not that much work is required.  Just a few clicks of the mouse can get you some cool stuff like lighters, stickers and other random swag and accessories.  Here is what we need you to do:


Then send us a message on Facebook with your Instagram name, Twitter name, your name, address, and you free stuff will be on it's way!
*Limited to available quantities
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Happy Veterans day

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Alternative Lifestyle Systems would like to thank all of those who have served, who are serving and those that have made the ultimate sacrifice for our country.  There is no  way we could repay you for your services.  So on this day, we celebrate you today, Happy Veterans Day!  Home of the free, because of the brave.

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Countdown to Black Friday

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We just want to give you a little sneak peak at what will be going on sale this year for our Black Friday sale event.  We are just not sure of what kind of discount we will be giving... 15%? 25%? maybe even 50%!?  Keep checking back often because you won't want to miss this years Black Friday Sales event!

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Could Synthetic Urine save your life

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If you were fighting back in during the first world war, it possibly could have.  According to historians, soldiers that were deployed into battle were given masks for chemical attacks.  If those masks failed, they were told to soak their socks in urine and breath through the urine soaked socks.  We are sure that all of those soldiers would have appreciated The Synthetic urine that comes with The Whizzinator Touch.  Our urine contains the same chemicals that would have protected these soldiers during a chemical attack.

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