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Beware of imitation Whizzinators

Comments » We realize that you have plenty of choices from where to buy your Whizzinator Touch and we appreciate your business.  Just be sure that the Whizzinator you are buying is an original.  We take pride in the manufacturing and quality of our products.

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Refillable Synthetic Urine Kit

Comments » All detailed instructions included.  The refillable belt is a "gravity operated" device.  It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around you waist and is worn under your clothing.  The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag.  The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine Bottle

Comments » Brand New!  The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine!  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form. 
The Golden Flask  comes with:
-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.
-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.
-One set of instructions
-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading. 
DO NOT open the flask until ready for use.  The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

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The Whizzinator Touch Kit Includes

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The Whizzinator Touch Kit includes:

1 Golden Shower Synthetic Urine

100% Cotton Elastic Belt

Refillable Vinyl Pouch

Easy Read Temperature Strip

Secure Leg Straps

4 Heat Pads

60ml Syringe

Instructions

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The Lil Whizz Synthetic Urine Kit

Comments » The makers of The Whizzinator are proud to introduce the new "Lil Whizz."  It is a non-refillable one time use, disposable 3 oz belt.  Everything you need right out of the box.  The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  The synthetic urine stays good for one year.  
Comes with:
over 4 oz toxin free synthetic urine
1 heat pad
1 set of instructions
1 cotton elastic belt with pre-filled bag attached.
DO NOT open the dispensing tube until ready for use.  The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.


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Discounts and giveaways on the Whizzinator Touch

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Looking for the latest discounts on The Whizzinator Touch?  For promotions giveaways and discounts be sure to follow our social media pages!  Follow the links bellow, like, follow and send us a shoutout for a discount!

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Careful how you use the Whizzinator

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There was a lady that always wanted to have sex, but she was too embarrassed to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her the problem.

The Gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out an old box with a Whizzinator Touch inside.  She Said, "All you have to do is open the jar and say, 'Whizzinator touch my vagina' and it will start having sex with you."

So later she tries out the Whizzinator Touch and it works great.  That is until her husband walks in and he shouts, " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" 

She Replies, "it's a Whizzinator Touch!"

Unfortunately her husband replied, "Whizzinator Touch my ass!"

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A tomato A piece of gum and A Whizzinator Touch

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A tomato, a piece of gum, and a Whizzinator Touch are all talking.

The tomato says "I've got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwich".


The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".

The Whizzinator Touch says "No, by far I've got the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
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Nothing to do with the Whizzinator but we thought it was funny

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!’  He slams the door and returns to bed. ‘Who was that?’ asked his wife. ‘Just some drunk guy asking for a push,’ he answers. ‘Did you help him?’ she asks. ‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'  Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’ The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, ‘Hello, are you still there?’ ‘Yes,’ comes back the answer. ‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband. ‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark. ‘Where are you?’ asks the husband. ‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.

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