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Need a prank to get back at your friend

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Did your friend pull a prank on you and you can't come up with anything to get back at him?  Or did your friend just piss you off enough to pull a mean prank on him?  Next time your friend wants to go out, strap on the Whizzinator Touch before you head out for the night.  Now usually guys don't go to the restroom together, so this might take some planning on your part.  Hopefully you can end up at a urinal right next to your best bud.  Whip out the Whizzinator Touch and let the Golden Shower of synthetic urine flow out on to his feet.  Depending on how bad you want to get back at him, you can let him think it was real for a while.  

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Clever way to use your Whizzinator Touch at the bar

Comments » Just before the night wraps up, and you gotta mean buzz (and tab) going, release the silent Whizzinator Touch valve.  Warm synthetic urine at body temperature will release in your pants making it look like you had an accident.  Dale likes to conveniently go to the bathroom before the check comes, but he's not a bad guy.  And now since you beat him to the punch, just say "Sorry Dale, I've been pissing my money away on buying you beers all the time.  Now I've pissed my pants -- gotta go!".  

Dale will have no choice but to feel bad and finally pick up the check.  Sure it looks like you got lose bowels, but hey -- Free Beer! Read More »

Did you misplace your Whizzinator Touch instructions

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We know instruction manuals and directions are hard to keep track of.  

1. Using the syringe, measure 990 ml of bottled water into a cup.
2. Add the entire vial of Golden Shower to cup of water.
3. Stir the mixture together until completely dissolved.
4. Using the syringe, suck up the Golden Shower mixture and inject it into the Whizzinator via the refill-port. Make sure the white clip is in the closed position. (Down)
5. Apply one heat pad to the bag full of urine on the side of the bag that is opposite to the temperature strip.  You will need to unfasten the Velcro to do this. (Shake heat pad to activate)
6. Wear the product so that the temperature strip is touching your skin
7. Wait until the temperature reads between 98°-102° before you decide to get down and dirty.  This will give the Golden Shower a more realistic feel.
8. When you want to let the Golden Shower flow, pull up on the white switch that is located at the base of the penis to activate the touch. Squeeze below the tip and Let it flow.

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Pull out the Whizzinator on your boyfriend

Comments » Ladies, we got a great gag for your boyfriend who never seems to want to go anywhere except T.G.I.Fridays...on a Tuesday!  Grab a hold of one of them Whizzinators and tell your cheap, lazy man you gotta have a little talk and there's something that you've been meaning to tell him.  Real seriously sit him down and tell him " Honey, things are going real well with us, but there's something I gotta tell you....my name....used to be Mike!"  Whip out the ol' Whizzinator Touch and scare the sh*t out of him! For an added bonus, make sure the synthetic urine is real warm and start peeing and say "And I like Golden Showers!".  Yeah, he'll freak out. But he will definitely get the point.  Explain it's all one funny gag, and you just wish that he's treat you more like the lady you are!  I see a Red Lobster reservation in someones future real soon! Read More »

Funny way to have fun with your Whizzinator Touch

Comments » Tired of your buddy snoring all night? It's time to for one of them sheeps that he's been counting to pee on his dumb-ass face.  Get a couple of your buddies to grab a camera and pull out the Whizzinator Touch,  and pee on his face to wake his ass up!  He's going to be pissed -- so don't ever do this unless you know him real well, but once he calms down, it's all laughs -- and who knows...maybe y'all be the next youtube stars!


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Golden Flask Synthetic Urine Instructions

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Did you lose or misplace the instructions for your Golden Flask Synthetic Urine Bottle?  Here is a copy of them for your reference.

**DO NOT OPEN CAP BEFORE USE**
1. Remove the heat pad from the outer protective wrapper and shake to activate. Place upright along the length of the bottle and secure with the enclosed rubber band.
2. Place the Golden Flask bottle with heat pad attached in an undisclosed area, such as a pocket, to maximize heating results.
3. Golden Flask is ready to use when the temperature strip reads between 96-100 degrees. This will take approximately 1 hour. The heat pad will maintain the proper temperature for about 7 hours.
4. If faster results are required, the Golden Flask bottle can be microwaved for 10-15 seconds.
5. If no color appears on the temperature strip, remove the heat pad and allow cooling until you see the GREEN indicator.



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Summer with the whizzinator

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Summer is officially here!  Get out your Whizzinator Touch, fill it up something cool and start squirting!  Just make sure you follow all state and local laws when using your Whizzinator.

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Do not use whizzinator in alley

Comments » From the looks of this sign, it would not be a good thing to pull out your Whizzinator in this alley.  Please follow all posted signs while using your Whizzinator Touch.

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Need Whizz Kit instructions

Comments » ***DO NOT OPEN THE WHITE CAP BEFORE USE***
1.  Do not open the white cap before using the provided sample.  Close the plastic clips on the tubing and cut the hose to the desired length. This should ONLY be done the day of use. If the hose is cut or the cap is opened and the product is stored it will run the risk of growing harmful bacteria.
2.  Unwrap ONE heating pad from its plastic wrapper. Apply ONE heat pad with the sticky side directly to the back side of the bladder opposite the Temperature label. The heating pad should be sandwiched between the bag and the belt. The heating pad will automatically activate when exposed to air.
3.  Decide where you are going to wear the Whizz + Kit, It can be worn around your waist, thigh, or rib cage area.
4.  When product is worn correctly the temperature label will be in contact with your skin, and the tubing hanging downward free of any kinks.
5.  Depending on current temperature the product could take up to 1 hour to reach a lifelike, realistic temperature.
6.  The temperature label MUST read green between 98-100 degrees.
7.  Your body heat and heating pad COMBINED will maintain the proper temperature for up to 8 hours.
8.  Make sure to rinse out the Whizz Kit with water after every use.  If the bag gets nasty, you can use a 5/95 mixture of hydrogen peroxide (5%) and water (95%) to clean it. Then rinse with water.


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As seen in High Times

Comments » The Whizzinator Touch is an awesome discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of fun scenarios. This disease-free synthetic urine device includes medical grade urine, ultra-quiet flow system, and is very easy to use. Available in The Whizzinator Touch White, The Whizzinator Touch Tan, The Whizzinator Touch latino, The Whizzinator Touch Brown, and The Whizzinator Touch Black.

This Whizzinator Touch is a must have! It is the best looking, most life-like and realistic fake penis out on the market -- that is why ALS is the industry leader in creating The Whizzinator Touch!


 HIGH TIMES is a trademark of the Trans High Corporation and used with permission
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