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The Whizzinator just got better

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For a limited time we are offering an extra vial of Synthetic Urine with every Whizzinator Touch!  

In order to receive a free Golden SHower synthetic Urine follow these simple instructions:
1 - Add a Whizzinator Touch to your cart
2 - Add a Golden Shower Synthetic Urine to your cart.
3 - enter Discount code: FREEPEE at the view cart screen


I guess you can say that we have supercharged The Whizzinator Touch!


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get your free pee for a limited time

Comments »  For a limited time we are offering a FREE Golden Shower Synthetic urine with the purchase of a Whizzinator Touch.  In order to receive a free Golden SHower synthetic Urine follow these simple instructions:
1 - Add a Whizzinator Touch to your cart
2 - Add a Golden Shower Synthetic Urine to your cart.
3 - enter Discount code: FREEPEE at the view cart screen

This deal is so good not even this Lemur believes it!

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How to lighten the mood on a Monday

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It's Monday, do you need a way to lighten the mood in your office?  Tired of Mondays being so mundane?  Well how about a bring your Whizzinator Touch to work day?  Sneak into your coworkers cubicle and let the flow go!  They might think you've gone mad at first, but be sure to tell them it was only a Whizzinator Touch with Synthetic Urine.

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The Highest Quality Synthetic Urine

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Golden Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  

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Free Refill with every whizzinator order

Comments » Join us for our summer special!  For a limited time we are offering a FREE Golden Shower Synthetic urine with the purchase of a Whizzinator Touch.  In order to receive a free Golden SHower synthetic Urine follow these simple instructions:
1 - Add a Whizzinator Touch to your cart

2 - Add a Golden Shower Synthetic Urine to your cart.

3 - enter Discount code: FREEPEE at the view cart screen

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no one or animal can tell the difference

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The Whizzinator Touch is the Cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile wet sex simulator is the most life-like and realistic product on the market.  No other product comes close.  Not even your dog will be able to tell the difference.

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The Cleanest way to get dirty

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The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is the highest quality synthetic urine on the market.  Golden SHower dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  This product is stable for one year in dry form.

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Happy Memorial Day from ALS

Comments » ALS, The makers of The Whizzinator Touch would like to wish everyone a happy, fun and safe memorial day!  We will be closed on Monday, May 26th for the Memorial day Holiday.  Any orders placed Friday after 4:45 will ship out on Tuesday, May 27th. 

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Intoducing the Lil Whizz Kit

Comments » The makers of The Whizzinator are proud to introduce the new "Lil Whizz."  It is a non-refillable one time use, disposable 3 oz belt.  Everything you need right out of the box.  The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  The synthetic urine stays good for one year.  

Comes with:
over 4 oz toxin free synthetic urine
1 heat pad
1 set of instructions
1 cotton elastic belt with pre-filled bag attached.

DO NOT open the dispensing tube until ready for use.  The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.
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Feel secure when ordering the Whizzinator

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The Whizzinator Touch is the Cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator si designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  Complete with one Whizzinator Touch, one syringe, one synthetic urine pack and four heat packs.  The Whizzinator Touch is clean, synthetic, STD Free and effective.

  • Secure Ordering
  • Trusted Brand Name
  • Most Life-Like Product
  • Highest Quality
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