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Day Dreaming About Pee

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Have you ever caught someone starring at you only to realize what they were doing three minutes later?  What if you just happen to have a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic urine in your pocket?  Perhaps if it's been in your pocket long enough you could go up to them and give them a  wet day dream.  If they are deep enough into their dream, they might not even see it coming.  Since the Golden Flask synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine, they will really think they pissed themselves.

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Silence in the elevator

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Have you ever stepped into an elevator and noticed an awkward silence?  Usually a hello or general greeting breaks the silence, but don't you wish there was an easier way?  One way would be to turn into the corner, pull out a Lil Whizz Kit, and pretend you are urinating.  With the synthetic urine that comes with the Lil Whizz Kit, it will even smell like real urine.  You can turn around and tell everyone it was just a joke and hope to get some laughs out of everyone.  If that doesn't work you can just break the ice by asking how much everyone weighs.

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Peeing Green

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It's already March of 2015 and it's time to get ready for one of our favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day!  Everyone will be wearing green to avoid getting pinched on Tuesday, March 17th 2015, but how about peeing green?  Well normally that would need a trip to the hospital or at least a visit to the doctor.  With The Whizzinator Touch, all you would need is a little food coloring and the fluid of your choice and Voila, you're peeing green!  We're not saying this is going to get you out of being pinched, but they better be ready to get a little squirt in return.

 

If you're not exactly ready to pull out a Whizzinator in front of everybody, try out The Whizz Kit.  It is refillable and reusable just like it's big brother.  It's also a good way to hide some green beer or any other liquid, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

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