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synthetic urine being put to the test

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With so many synthetics on the market how do you know what you can trust?  Well The Whizzinator Touch has taken care of the urine when it comes to synthetics.  From the realism of the urine, to the look and feel of our products.  The Whizzinator Touch is a product that has been tested, tried and proven to never disappoint.

The Whizzinator Touch team has on staff artists that ensures that every product has the real look and feel that is expected from this type of product.  The staff also ensures that the synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine so that when placed to human urine, no one would be able to tell the difference.  We want to be sure that everyone from the person using our products to dispense urine, to the people receiving it on the other end receives the full enjoyment!

 

 

 

 

 

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NASA is experimenting with Urine?

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Not only are they experimenting but they are actually recycling urine for drinking water. According to a news article, astronauts say it tastes like bottled water. So if you can get passed the fact that it is reclaimed urine you're drinking, we're sure it's not that bad. Perhaps they can take some Whizzinator Touch Refills with them and use that to make more water! 

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When you need to go choose The Golden Flask

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Whether you need to refill your Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit, or you just need the conveniently flask-shaped bottle to get you by... The Golden Flask is always a great choice!

The world famous Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can't tell the difference (when used as directed). Includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.

The Golden Flask comes with:

-One premixed personal Golden flask filled with over 4 oz of synthetic urine.

-One heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature.

-One set of instructions

-Temperature strip comes pre applied to flask for easy reading.

DO NOT open the flask until ready for use. The fluid should be used within 24 hrs of removing the cap.

The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

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Follow the rules!

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We know how much fun you like to have with your Whizzinator Touch and Whizz kit, but please follow all Local, State and Federal Laws while using ALS Products.  As much fun as it may be to jump on top of a table at your local burger joint and pee all over the table with your Lil' Whizz, we are sure there are laws against that.  Even if it is synthetic urine with all the same properties as real urine, they won't be able to tell the difference and may not believe that it's only fake pee.  

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El Niño forecast for 2015

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The state of California has been in a drought for some time now, but they look to be getting some relief from a weather system known as El Niño.  Well if you are ever in a drought yourself and need a way to pee when you just can't, The Whizzinator Touch is here to help!  With it's realistic flow no one will ever know you were having trouble peeing!

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Synthetic Urine Therapy?

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Not Sure if you have heard of something called Urine therapy, but it's something that has been practiced for years.  It basically consists of drinking your own urine on a daily basis.  With The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine that is used with The Whizzinator Touch, why would you drink you own urine!?  The Golden Shower is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  

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Need to water your garden?

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Well if you are in a drought as bad as California has it, why not try peeing in your garden?  Are you concerned about what is in your pee?  How about Synthetic Urine?  The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine that Comes with The Whizzinator Touch is chemically similar to human urine, minus any toxins or diseases.  But why would you pee in your garden instead of water it?  Well it has been scientifically proven that a chemical in urine actually helps plants to grow!  We don't suggest watering your plants everyday with urine, but it's an option!

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The Kit To Always Have In Your Trunk

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Don't get caught without The Whizz Kit!  This Synthetic Urine Device is prefect for when you have to go and you weren't expecting to.  It comes pre-filled ready to go straight out of the box.  It only needs to be worn for about an hour before it's ready and at a life-like realistic temperature.  The Synthetic Urine is medical grade and is chemically similar to human urine, just missing your own personal DNA.  Comes with a syringe so refilling and using over and over is a breeze.

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Bikinis Board Shorts and The Whizzinator Touch!

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It's that time of year again!! Summer has officially began so it's time to break out the bikinis, board shorts and... The Whizzinator Touch!?  Well it might not be on the top of everyone's summer toy list, but imagine the possibilities!  no one is going to expect a Whizzinator during the annual water gun fight will they?  Or how about a neat way to serve yourself a nice refreshing drink?  With the realistic fake penis everyone will really think you're pouring iced tea out of your wee-wee!  Just be sure to clean out your Whizzinator after every use.   The Golden shower that comes with The Whizzinator Touch is not meant for human consumption.  Please follow all Local, State and Federal laws while using our products.

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Whizzinator Alternatives

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When The Whizzinator Touch wont work, what do you do?  Well you use The Whizz Kit, or The Lil Whizz Kit!  The Whizz Kit is reusable and refillable just like the Whizzinator.  The Lil Whizz Kit is a one time use Synthetic Urine belt kit which you throw away after use.  Both come with a temperature strip attached directly to the bag so you know when you're ready to go!

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