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Golden Flask To The Rescue!

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What do you do when you have run out of Dehydrated Synthetic Urine Refills?  You pick up a bottle of The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine

The Golden Flask premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. Includes over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine! You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is stable for one year in fluid form.


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Female Whizzinator For Sale

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The Whizzinator has been used by men for years now, but some have asked, what about a product for women?  If you haven't heard, The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years by women!  The Medical grade synthetic urine that comes pre-filled with The Whizz Kit can be used by either males or females.  

The Whizz Kit is a "gravity operated" device. It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around your waist and is worn under your clothing. The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag. The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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replying to texts

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That Awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply... We've all had those moments, but what about that text about Synthetic Urine?  How do you reply to that?  

The question that we get most often is how do you get the synthetic urine refills to the correct, life-like and realistic temperature?  Using our organic heating pads, you can be sure to hit the correct temperature every time!  Just remove the heating pad out of it's plastic wrapper, shake slightly then apply to whichever product you are using.  Be sure to apply the heating pad to the opposite side of the temperature strip.  Once you have the heating pad applied correctly, be sure to wear the product with the temperature strip directly against your skin.  Wear the product for at least 1 hour without checking the temperature.  Once you have waited the hour, you can briefly pull the product away from your skin to be sure you are at the correct temp by reading the black area behind the white numbers.  The green area should be between 98-102.  

If you have any questions feel free to give us a call at (888) 895-7016

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Make her laugh

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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at you junk.  If you want to play a joke on her, you can strap a Whizzinator Touch on and really make her laugh!  It comes in five different colors so you can get it as close to you skin color as possible.  Don't think she'll fall for it?  With it's realistic flow and heating pads to get it up to the right temperature, she won't be able to tell the difference.  

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Throwback Thursday

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If we go back to the 1st century to when Emperors ruled the lands, if you wanted to buy urine, you would have to pay a sales tax.  Although the uses for urine have changed over the years the taxes and the revenue generated from Synthetic Urine have not.

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