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The Buying Experience

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We are Alternative Lifestyle Systems. For over 16 years we've been making the official Whizzinator Touch® and Golden Shower Synthetic Urine. Except for our corporate site, TheWhizziantor.com, all other sites are knock-offs and inferior products. TRUST US. You don't want to buy anywhere else.

Discreet Packaging

Private & Secure

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Why Alternative Lifestyle Systems is the best choice for synthetic urine

Safety. Quality. Guaranteed.

We love what we do. Our customer support team is always ready to answer any questions for you.

Silent Valve Technology

Just one press and The whizzinator silently releases quality synthetic urine.

Privacy Protected

We never share your information and your orders are shipped in discreet packaging

Global Shipping

We ship almost everywhere in the world. Email our team if you have questions anout your area.

Highest Quality

Medical Grade Synthetic Urine for safe sexual please and novelty use

HOW THE WHIZZINATOR WORKS

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Instructions for your Whizzinator Touch
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What ALS Customer Say

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